I have no idea how this flew under my radar for nearly a month without hearing about it, but comedian and The Daily Show correspondent Roy Wood Jr. dropped some Twitter gold last month related to Michael Jackson’s “Thriller.” In a tweet, the comedian asked the question, “What if ‘Thriller’ actually happened & Michael Jackson’s date Ola Ray tweeted about the next day?” He then proceeded to tweet an entire thread as Ray, recapping the events of the music video with pictures and all. If you missed this amazing thread like I did, you can see the end result below.
"Aiight so boom. we riding in his car. and he run out of gas. WHO THE HELL RUN OUTTA GAS? I thought he was trying to find a quite place to try and get some ass, but I guess he saw that bonnet on my head and knew I was a Christian." pic.twitter.com/B5XcND9cqc
— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) August 29, 2018
I thought he was playing ya'll but this broke ass fool was REALLY outta gas!!!! So now we walking. it's cold, he don't even offer me his coat. But then! he flipped the script! he turned around and asked me to be his woman! He had this nice ass ring from Ross: Dress for Less pic.twitter.com/JOGUcI4h2W
— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) August 29, 2018
As soon as I said 'Yes', this fool turn into a whole ass werewolf. First of all, if you knew it was yo night to be a werewolf you should've rescheduled. Who the hell turn into a whole ass werewolf on the first date? Bitch I was gone. pic.twitter.com/EfLPT3CYkg
— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) August 29, 2018
Meanwhile he running through the woods tearing up trees n shit. wasn't no where I could hide. You know they say them werewolves be smelling shit real good. So I find a movie theatre and dipped off in there. He followed me in there. but by then he was regular again. pic.twitter.com/XhYYkWEAZ8
— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) August 29, 2018
after a few mins I told him I was ready to go home. Turns out the movie theatre wasn't next to any other stores or business or gas stations. YALL THIS BROKE ASS NEGRO RAN OUT OF GAS AND CHASED ME TO A MOVIE THEATRE THEN WALKED ME HOME THROUGH THE GHETTO! pic.twitter.com/J5Il7WdbbW
— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) August 29, 2018
"I know ya'll calling me crazy but understand, You can't just write a man off for accidentally turning into a supernatural creature. Thats why half of ya'll single. I took my bonnet was off, I was gonna give him some. I was having so much i didnt even notice the grave yard…" pic.twitter.com/kj6XRGZXOZ
— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) August 29, 2018
zombies start chasing us. Now at the very LEAST I'm expecting him to man up, This fool clinging on to ME like imma do something! I'm looking at him like, DO THAT WEREWOLF SHIT YOU JUST DID IN THE WOODS!!" I turn around and next thing I know He a Zombie TOO! THESE HIS PEOPLE! pic.twitter.com/1HdbVPzevv
— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) August 29, 2018
Now they dancing. This mean he been having rehearsals! You aint got no time to get a job to gas up yo car but you got time to rehearse 8-counts with zombies? Ya'll I was done.Sad part is that one of the zombies trying to eat me was a black lady so much for us sticking together pic.twitter.com/8aIIGo3x8p
— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) August 29, 2018
So I dipped off in this house and here come wolf zombie with his squad. he reached out to eat me the next thing I know… BOOM! he's not a werewolf anymore. pic.twitter.com/DlQwIXYp37
— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) August 29, 2018
We don't talk anymore but I just wanted to share my story so the rest of ya'll can be safe. If you meet this dude name Gerald from the westside that got a red jacket and a blue convertible leave him alone. TRUST ME…. or go out with him in the daytime. Ya'll Be blessed"- Ola Ray pic.twitter.com/ohCsaK7bkv
— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) August 29, 2018
